Dropped a small potato n started crying how’s everyone else doin tonight
am on floor
(via drawerswithouthandles)
official-german-translationen:
Wenn ein Hotel unendlich viele Zimmer hat von denen jedes bereits belegt ist und es gibt unendlich viele Busse mit jeweils unendlich vielen Passagieren die alle in das Hotel einchecken wollen wäre das abgefuckt oder was
Honestly with some distance i think I’d say german teenagers were onto something when they used “hobbyless” as the default insult in the early 2010s
i miss being able to take the battery of my phone out and just hold it
is it too much to ask? to be able to hold my phone’s heart in my hand again?
im going to do this right now to spite you motherfucker
Wait I’ve never actually done it with this phone how do I get the back off
I hate this
sad isn’t it
(via cowboymitchell)
